were missing something..important

Where do you think he got that suit in the first place? :P

Rupert is a dignified fellow!

You can still be dignified while wearing rip-away slacks that have velcro fastenings!

Snaps...snaps are more dignified than velcro

But they could leave bumps on his butler outfit, and that simply isn't proper!

Hnnn - good point. But shouldn't there be some bumps to begin with?

No way! He's at work and far too proper to be having thoughts like that while holding the door!

But shouldn't he always be "at attention?"

Ok ok...really bad,...shutting up now.

Leave the old man alone, he's probably fainted somewhere around the second post.

I can just picture Rupert going back to his chambers after a long day of hating Thaddeus and tearing open his dignified butlers outfit with a look of relief to reveal a lacy bra and a "Satan's Bitch" tattoo across his chest..