*snort*
Good grief, man! I lost soda all over my keyboard.
What I Like About...Synonyms ((NSFW language))
Doing some editing and critique for a friend recently made me realize how much I like synonyms. Especially when referring to human anatomy.
In my opinion, there are literally hundreds of names for the male and female sex organs. If one is going for a raunchy feel, cock and pussy work, but become monotonous. One could use, pardon my bluntness, snatch, cunt, hole, dick, shaft, etc....
If you are going for a soft sexy feel, pussy and cock just do not fit. Try sex, nether lips, flower (hehe if you must) heat, member, or even just him/he/himself.
My point in bringing this up is that I wonder what some of your favorite descriptors for these most intimate of parts are. It seems important, to me, that we have and use many synonyms when we go about role playing with our naughty bits.
Sometimes a girl just needs to expand her...vocabulary.
~G
Wren
18 years ago
Wesley
18 years ago
was I a bad puddy tat?
Wren;30766
*snort*
Good grief, man! I lost soda all over my keyboard.
was I a bad puddy tat?
Wren
18 years ago
Yes! *poke*
Wesley
18 years ago
dang... ashamed now. a be a 
but that
in me makes it go POOF
but that in me makes it go POOF
Fiona
18 years ago
my ex-husband's preferred term was "tube steak".... note I said EX...
Dawn Ratana
18 years ago
Oboio. Y'all's in for it now~!
Mannish - William/Willie, John Thomas, Johnson, Dick (or Richard), Woodrow/Woody/wood, shaft, longarm, wedding tackle, gun, beef, weiner (or any other sausage type meat), wang, cock, ba-cawk, ting, penis, rod, manhood, love pump, (x)injector, meat and two veg, scepter, Peter...ummm...that's all that pop inta the HEAD right now. Or helmet, manshroom, peahat...mostly anything that has to do with a male name, wood or firmness.
Womanish - womanhood, anything at a florist, pussy, cunt/cunny, snatch, taint, meat curtains(!), button, canoe, kitten, axe wound, lips, nether lips, lower mouth, rug, box, vagina, treasure, honey/honey pot, bun/bread, prize, market, situation, crime scene...er...ok. That's all that're coming to mind.
Sorry! I'd spew forth more, but I'm on vacation, what! Nothing that requires thought. Really though, it isn't WHAT you say, but HOW you say it. Normally, "William rapidly solved Kitty's fluid dynamics problems, but not to her satisfaction" wouldn't get a chuckle, but inclusion in this thread might up the chances some. And I can't think of any time that calling them an axe wound or hot beef injector is sexy...but that isn't always what is called for. :P
Mannish - William/Willie, John Thomas, Johnson, Dick (or Richard), Woodrow/Woody/wood, shaft, longarm, wedding tackle, gun, beef, weiner (or any other sausage type meat), wang, cock, ba-cawk, ting, penis, rod, manhood, love pump, (x)injector, meat and two veg, scepter, Peter...ummm...that's all that pop inta the HEAD right now. Or helmet, manshroom, peahat...mostly anything that has to do with a male name, wood or firmness.
Womanish - womanhood, anything at a florist, pussy, cunt/cunny, snatch, taint, meat curtains(!), button, canoe, kitten, axe wound, lips, nether lips, lower mouth, rug, box, vagina, treasure, honey/honey pot, bun/bread, prize, market, situation, crime scene...er...ok. That's all that're coming to mind.
Sorry! I'd spew forth more, but I'm on vacation, what! Nothing that requires thought. Really though, it isn't WHAT you say, but HOW you say it. Normally, "William rapidly solved Kitty's fluid dynamics problems, but not to her satisfaction" wouldn't get a chuckle, but inclusion in this thread might up the chances some. And I can't think of any time that calling them an axe wound or hot beef injector is sexy...but that isn't always what is called for. :P