Kyle raised an eyebrow at Mai's question and shook his head with a shudder. "No, Mai. You're a little too...uh...short for me. I need my women leggier and...more women...y."
He watched as the Santa-with-boobs pleaded for them to take a picture with Santa. The idea seemed ridiculous but he shrugged and looked back down at Mai. "I don't know. Did you want to take a picture with a bum in a Santa suit?"
Wanna see my sleigh? (attn: Kyle - Secret Santa)
Mai wandered around the large open space looking very perplexed. Where were all these people going and why were they so loud? She did not fully understand the custom behind the Christmas celebration but there were those at the Manor who loved the Holiday. Even some old enough to have been around before the reason for the event.
The helpful staff member at the Manor told her that she needed to go to "the mall". Mai had to ask several people for directions but it had not been very difficult to find. She had even thought to bring the plastic card that Thaddeus helped her obtain. She didn't understand how they knew that she had wealth from looking at the small thin square but her Ba-di told her that it worked.
She needed to get him something and Alfarinn and Jin...
Why did a Gap have clothes? Who was Frederick and why did he sell ladies undergarments?
Brookstone.
That sounded peaceful. Mai decided to try there first.
Kyle Evans
13 years ago
Mai
13 years ago
Mai shrugged in agreement that winter might not be like this one next year. Was this set of circumstances so enjoyable or in some other way spectacular that she would want to remember them especially? No, not really.
The girl seemed to be very concerned with the two of them getting a picture taken, and since she was a stranger, Mai was quite certain that it was not out of sympathy for them. It must be important to her in some way then.
Mai raised an eyebrow at Kyle's description of what he liked.
"So you enjoy tall women with big boobs?"
Spying a group of ladies going by, each with an arm load of bags, Mai pointed to one in particular.
"Like that woman?"
She had blonde hair and was tall with ample womanly shape.
Mai looked back at their new companion, the Santa.
"You're tall." And Kyle had already pointed out that she had boobs. "Would you like to date my friend, Kyle? He's very nice."
Inwardly she was stifling the giggle that was threatening to form. She added.
"We would then have a very good reason to remember this Christmas with a photo."
She looked between the two of them for a moment with an expectant smile. Turning to Kyle, Mai shrugged slightly.
"I do not have a preference but if you would like to aid this Santa here then we can take a picture."
Turning back to the Santa, She gave her a big smile.
"He's very good at coming to the rescue. Like a knight in..." Mai looked Kyle over. "formal attire."
The girl seemed to be very concerned with the two of them getting a picture taken, and since she was a stranger, Mai was quite certain that it was not out of sympathy for them. It must be important to her in some way then.
Mai raised an eyebrow at Kyle's description of what he liked.
"So you enjoy tall women with big boobs?"
Spying a group of ladies going by, each with an arm load of bags, Mai pointed to one in particular.
"Like that woman?"
She had blonde hair and was tall with ample womanly shape.
Mai looked back at their new companion, the Santa.
"You're tall." And Kyle had already pointed out that she had boobs. "Would you like to date my friend, Kyle? He's very nice."
Inwardly she was stifling the giggle that was threatening to form. She added.
"We would then have a very good reason to remember this Christmas with a photo."
She looked between the two of them for a moment with an expectant smile. Turning to Kyle, Mai shrugged slightly.
"I do not have a preference but if you would like to aid this Santa here then we can take a picture."
Turning back to the Santa, She gave her a big smile.
"He's very good at coming to the rescue. Like a knight in..." Mai looked Kyle over. "formal attire."
Stranger
13 years ago
She struggled to stay cheerful, because Santa was always cheerful! But she was hardly a bum.
"This isn't exactly my day job you know," she said, losing a bit of holiday cheer as she attempted to defend herself. Then Nachton Mall's newest Santa remembered her job and tried to laugh it off. She just ended up sounding pathetic, in her opinion.
And just then she was propositioned by the tiny Asian teenager. "Oh I couldn't do that," she laughed awkwardly. "Santa's married. Married Santas don't date. Mrs. Claus would be very unhappy."
Secretly she thought Kyle looked a little rough around the edges. She wasn't a big dater, but when she went out she preferred a little less "homicide" and a little more "okay to introduce to mom and dad."
"Good at rescues, is he? I guess he's been good then! I, uh, suppose he gets an extra special present this year!"
Please, please don't let them ask for details. Given the nature of the conversation she was starting to wonder if she should give up and throw in the towel on this one.
"This isn't exactly my day job you know," she said, losing a bit of holiday cheer as she attempted to defend herself. Then Nachton Mall's newest Santa remembered her job and tried to laugh it off. She just ended up sounding pathetic, in her opinion.
And just then she was propositioned by the tiny Asian teenager. "Oh I couldn't do that," she laughed awkwardly. "Santa's married. Married Santas don't date. Mrs. Claus would be very unhappy."
Secretly she thought Kyle looked a little rough around the edges. She wasn't a big dater, but when she went out she preferred a little less "homicide" and a little more "okay to introduce to mom and dad."
"Good at rescues, is he? I guess he's been good then! I, uh, suppose he gets an extra special present this year!"
Please, please don't let them ask for details. Given the nature of the conversation she was starting to wonder if she should give up and throw in the towel on this one.
Kyle Evans
13 years ago
Kyle gave the female Santa a strange look and then drew out his first word slowly, "Riiiiiight, OK. Mai, if you want a picture with this Santa...fine, we can go. Otherwise," and the small bulge in his breast pocket began to burn a hole, figuratively of course, in his suit jacket. His bottom-bitch monkey was calling back with the barrel he left in his motel room and Kyle needed to leave. He did not want to leave Mai on her own, though.
"Otherwise I can take you home," Kyle shrugged. "Up to you."
"Otherwise I can take you home," Kyle shrugged. "Up to you."
Mai
13 years ago
Mai shrugged at the two of them. She said Santa was married; the woman was determined to play her role. Mai wondered whether the girl was embarrassed, just not interested in Kyle or very dedicated to her part.
It didn't seem to matter because Kyle appeared to be having none of it either. Mai sensed her friend was ready to leave. She wondered if he just wanted out of this conversation or if her presence was growing tiresome.
She gave Kyle a slight smile. He was trying to do the right thing by keeping her safe; she should be grateful for such protectiveness. Kyle was a good man. Mai decided not to try his patience any more.
"I am sorry, Santa, but perhaps another time. We need to be going."
Turning to Kyle, she bowed.
"I'm ready to go if you are, Kyle-san."
((OOC: Out pending responses. ))
It didn't seem to matter because Kyle appeared to be having none of it either. Mai sensed her friend was ready to leave. She wondered if he just wanted out of this conversation or if her presence was growing tiresome.
She gave Kyle a slight smile. He was trying to do the right thing by keeping her safe; she should be grateful for such protectiveness. Kyle was a good man. Mai decided not to try his patience any more.
"I am sorry, Santa, but perhaps another time. We need to be going."
Turning to Kyle, she bowed.
"I'm ready to go if you are, Kyle-san."
((OOC: Out pending responses. ))
Kyle Evans
13 years ago
Kyle slightly grimaced at what appeared to be Mai's disappointment in his lackadaisical response to the bosomed Santa. She had no idea how lucky she actually was that he had been able to hide from his doppelganger. If not he had no doubt she'd be in a closet somewhere having uncomfortable sex with him, and honestly, he was just tired and wanting to get E-stoned.
Touching Mai's shoulder gently, he ignored the Santa's rather beleaguered attempts to sell Santa pictures and walked past her with Mai in tow.
((OOC Kyle out))
Touching Mai's shoulder gently, he ignored the Santa's rather beleaguered attempts to sell Santa pictures and walked past her with Mai in tow.
((OOC Kyle out))