He felt there needed to be a new action movie, "Caged Tiger, Sitting Duck."
*snerk*
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The Quotes!
Sorin to Morrigan after being caught with the younger more passionate Ellis in an "Evening's Entertainment"
Sorin"Oh, I don't know...they say the passion of youth makes up for the experience of bitter old age." Sorin smiled wickedly at his fellow Anantya before continuing. "But do come here and give us a kiss, Morrigan, Darling, so I can test that theory."[/quote]
Ellis about Sorin and Morrigan in an "Evening's Entertainment"
EllisThis wasn't her fight but she'd watch and even fuel the flames a little. She still found the bitterness between to clans members, elders no less, odd to say the least. The hate ran deep with these two. An ending to it would be no less than catastrophic.
Ellis only wish she had some popcorn.[/quote]
Talon in "Beer...and more beer"
Talon"GIMME A JELLY DONUT! ...TO GO!"[/quote]
From My, what big teeth you have!
Simon&EllisHe turned and looked at Ellis and reached out to touch her wounds. She didnt flinch, she was fuming as she looked at the vampires.
'Why didnt you dodge?' He asked, perplexed.
Ellis met his eyes, her watery green ones were unfocused with rage and bloodlust. She sneered.
'Dodging is for pussies.' [/quote]
A meeting (with xerxes) - Simon and Ellis talking about her meeting with Megan.
Simon&EllisShe shrugged, 'There's no other way around it. The clear path is the straight one. She chose to walk this path with me a long time ago. Deviating will only prolong the inevitable.'
'Ok you scare me when you wax poetic.'
She giggled, 'Yeah I know, creeps me out too.'[/quote]
From Slipping In, Carol to Panos:
'THAT IS NOT A FUCKING BIRD. PANOS!!!!' .
From Paper Zoology 101 Mai:
After disposing of the broken pew, Mai left the Cathedral grounds and came back later in the evening carting a large piece of earth and grass in the wheel burrow. This piece, she carefully packed into the hole in the ground and pushed down the edges. Good enough.
It never entered her mind that the nearby golf course was going to be more than a little annoyed to come out and find a chunk of their nice green lawn missing.
Amberelle and Jan in "On the Prowl"
[quote=Amberelle]My name's Amberelle She held out a soft, perfectly french manicured hand. But if you're good you can call me Amby..She grinned at him playfully.
[quote=Jan]"Amberelle it is then." Jan smiled. Good was a description that rarely applied to him so he doubted he'd be calling her Amby any time soon.
Thaddeus in "Mayan Arts and Artifacts Exhibit"
[quote=Thaddeus]A myriad of emotions, from revulsion to concern to frustration, passed through Thaddeus’s mind. A rat. Fantastic.
My Mai, you touched a rat? You want me to touch something that has touched a rat?
Thaddeus about Alfarinn in "A Dark Decent"
[quote=Thaddeus]What in the hell is this guy’s problem? First he tries to knock me over, then he attempts to frighten a rat into me, and now he’s –talking- to it? And who the hell is Mickey?
My god. He’s completely insane. I’m trapped in the sewers with a lunatic.
Thaddeus while in Dove form in "A Dark Decent"
[quote=Thaddeus]Good god. Am I being –petted-? That’s it. There goes the last of my dignity. Bye dignity! Nice knowing you! I’m being –petted-. And furthermore…
It wasn’t until Alfarinn abruptly snatched his hand away that Thaddeus realized exactly how pleasant that stroking had felt on his feathers. In fact, it was probably the most relaxed he had felt since he had entered the sewers. Still, Thaddeus Grey was a vampire, not some sort of –plaything-, and he puffed out his feathers to display his disapproval with this turn of events.
"So here we are two people, alone in an apartment, at night, eternally in the prime of our lives... hmm He paused, hand rubbing his chin thoughtfully, eyes glinting with mischief.
"How about a nice game of chess?"
he walked over closer to where Carol was standing.. standing there looking up aswell..
"Maybe she lives in there.. " he interjected with a faintly amused tone in his voice
'Why is this ring important?' Simon watched the Wolf, his beastly mannerisms but its eyes glowed speaking of the trinket. 'You dont look like the jewelry wearing type to me, Lykaios,' he said with a snide grin.
She was close enough to feel his breathing, and reminded herself to do the same, as she leaned forward tilting her head up to speak in his ear.
"Are you sure you want those to be your last words, Mr. Evans? You’re crazy alright.
But so am I."
"There's a marked difference between being blunt and concise, and shining someone's ego with gold-plated..."
Connie's mind filled in the words her brain had followed in the sentence Rachyl was speaking.
"Bullshit."
Stumbling backwards up the stairs was fairly simple; he wasn’t feeling all that great to begin with. He raised a shaking hand to point at Nic and cried, “I knew it! You’re one of them! Back to Hell, demon! Back to the foul underworld that spat you out! Begone, vile spawn of the netherworld!”
He added a bit of gibberish in Egyptian (shamelessly copied from some of Alfarinn’s more interesting attempts to draw a laugh out of him although the man spoke the language just fine) and reached up to grab the little silver ankh pendant that hung from its leather cord around his neck. Regardless of the fact that he’d just advised Nicholae in a very obscure language to ‘always wear underwear,’ he added for effect, “The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ COMPELS you!”
“Well that’s impressive. Look, we’re almost at your new place and then perhaps you can tell me what happened, if you like. I’ll be happy to start planning your funeral. Say, are you fond of carnations, or should I just vacuum you up when she finishes with you?”
He felt there needed to be a new action movie, "Caged Tiger, Sitting Duck."
"I have cable internet too, if you'd prefer to use my computer. Just don't look in the folder called 'Drev's Sexy Sex Videos', okay. There's confidential tax information in there,"
The voice she spoke with was squeaky and childish.
"I like yew!" And she quickly pressed her lips to Meegan's, then opened her door and hopped out.
Alec pointed and complained
Hey! Boobies! No fair!
" Talking in theaters is quite bad. There is no escaping the impending doom. I am told there is even a special hell for it."
And the ensuing response from deep in the house, "OH, SHIT! Untie me!" made Rachyl want to both vomit and run screaming into the evening.
Slapping at her little A-cups, she shook her head.
Sorry Rupert. Not much of a show, I know. But if I could make'm bigger...well, ok, I'd want to be able to take them on and off. Y'know, kinda like those pump shoes!
Grabbing a nipple, she pinched while making an air pump sound.
WSHH WSHH WSHH WSHH! Insta-C-cup! FWSSSssssshhhhhh...back to A. That'd be great!
She followed this with a light kick, more a nudge than anything else. "Anyway, (the doctor)'s clearly a bad evil person who's thinking more about getting into your pants and stealing stickers than her professional duties. I'm just looking out for you is all."Â?
She fluttered her eyes and looked up at the ceiling before breaking into a more genuine smile. “For real though. You like women who smack you around? Because, you know, I’m into that.”
Kyle had once asked her if she did anything softly, and she hadn't been lying when she told him no; this was filthy, this was profane, and there was nothing soft about the way she wrapped her arm around his waist, pressed her hand flat against his bare back, crushed his chest almost painfully into hers.
Carol blinked and watched Kyle Evans kiss the fuck out of Nova.
'NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!'