Haiku-gasm

Mongol from the past
With Asian Familiar Girl
Biting kitty vamp

Artist with nice butt
Ear tattoed with yellow sun
Lover of a vamp

Asian girl with lore
Kitty master is her friend
She likes spa freshness

Greedy fat bastard
Always networking new dough
He shows off good stuff

Redhead who is pierced
Flew home to take care of mom
She is sorely missed

Rocker finds the girls
Takes them out on their first night
Good time, then good bite

Bitchy Matriarch
Conqueror of the long night
Now she's dead crispy

He knows they are real
Too much evidence to share
Journalist of note

Loves me, loves me much
Bonded heart body and soul
her lover, now mine

Unassuming head
Stronger inside than he shows
Killed the one he loved

Heart failing, time short
Much business to finish soon
Taking these pills sucks

She made the drug strong
Expensive and to save lives
Eternity... wow

Bites people for fun
Tortures them before he does
Sick bastard he is

Explosive Scot girl
Lover, bomber, hunter too
Likes playing with guns

Dancer with big boobs
Hiding from mean, nasty man
Hopes to teach some day

Pink haired designer
Loves planning big fun parties
Dressed in black often

Vampire and Pirate
Accountant as her cover
Artist as lover

Short, human redhead
Takes it a day at a time
Loves her very much

Glasses are so thick
Oblivious to so much
Blind as a bat girl

Tiny girl, eyes white
Wisdom hides in small package
Cut you down like tree

Vampire hunter girl
Sees them all over; in friends
Hard life that she leads

Society man
Vampire, lover, with butler
He disappeared, cry.

Butler of the house
Always knows when he's needed
But he left town, too.

Giddy schoolboy vamp
Loves a girl who's not a tramp
Share explosive love

Reporter lady
Loves a vamp; wants a baby
She'll only get one

Society girl
Business like but new to world
Learning to live hurts

Bright, born Egyptian
Looking for long lost Vamp love
She wants to be turned

Abused by husband
She ran to Nachton to live
Now she's dead... kind of

Egyptian born Vamp
Travelled far to stay alone
Followed by lover

Hard to define him
Sensitive vampire lover
Long hair is his trait

Artsy fartsy vamp
Though, don't tell him I said so
Cares much for his man

Old job was as Knight
Now he lives for his lady
Much requited love








Thirty two haiku
Vampires, humans, familiars
My brain is melting


I think, I -think- I got most of the more-active people.